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If you can't be bothered visiting this page on a regular basis, join the mailing list to be informed of updations. 23 October 2002 Sorry, despite all those psychic death threats you've been sending us, they haven't succeeded. Part Funf of Tulip The Cow has been uploaded, as has Golden Decade, the first part of a play by Ell The Younger. 4 April 2002 Part 4 of Tulip The Cow has finally arrived! Also, the Banana Cult page has been added to. 31 March 2002 Ell's Silly Links Page has been extended. 23 February 2002 We now have another links page. Greedy, aren't we? Also, The Chronicles Of Walter Winterbottom have been extended! 16 February 2002 We finally have a (strangely serious) Links Page. 10 February 2002 A new song parody: It's Raining Sweets. 9 February 2002 The Chronicles Of Walter Winterbottom - makes "Evil Dead II" look like "Bambi". 22 December 2001 We've been busy. And my computer's eaten Ell's extention to the Banana Cult page. However, there are two short and long-overdue song parodies: O Bubble Wrap, O Bubble Wrap (to the tune of "O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree") and Sing A Song Of Three Pounds (to the tune of, surprisingly enough "Sing A Song Of Sixpence"). 20 September 2001 We're all together again! And Ell has written her Summer Term Stalker. 7 September 2001 Yes, we're still alive. Well, Zed is, anyway. Ell and En may be just animated corpses by now, after having to suffer for so long without her magnificent presence nearby, but this hasn't stopped them from contributing to the website. If anything, it's made them contribute more readily, judging by the fact that Ell sent Zed twenty seven pages of "Tulip The Cow" to type. (ARGH!) The Eric Stoltz Tribute Page has been updated. So has Classic. And En and Zed have written their Summer Term Stalkers. Funchie-ly enough, the official werebears people found Zed's tribute and e-mailed her regarding it, so that's been modified a little. Ell has contributed Polygamy: The modern lifestyle choice for women! and the aforementioned twenty seven probably-typo-filled pages of Tulip The Magnificent Cow, reducing Zed's fingers to bloody stumps. (Sorry, I'll stop complaining now, but I wanted to include a veiled "Monkey Island" reference. Why? No reason!) Also! We have a guest writer! The Sleeve hath written an exceptionally long essay about The Cell. (At least he typed it himself. Did I say I was going to stop complaining? I lied.) Since we're not the most conscientious fish in the sea - in fact, we're not fish at all. Or in the sea, for that matter - you are probably sick of coming here only to find no updation time after time. Therefore, I present you with the mailing list. Join and thee shall receive news of updates directly to your doorstep as soon as they are made. What could be better? A life time's supply of chocolate? Nah! 15 June 2001 I knew there was something I forgot to upload yesterday: Bring Back St Edmund! 14 June 2001 I (Zed) apologise for not updating sooner, but I have been plagued by computer problems and we have all been suffering from the stresses and strains of exams. Anyway: March Stalker is up at last, as is Easter Stalker, and the second chapter of Tulip The Cow has been added. 1 April 2001 The site has been rearranged drastically and I Wouldn't Believe Your Radio has landed. 28 March 2001 Up goes Ideas For Managing Stress and a tracking counter. We really need to divide all our stuff into categories. 27 March 2001 And Empty Boxes and How To Scare Your Bank Manager (Without Really Trying) are up too. 27 March 2001 No, we didn't die. B did, in battle, but we're all in relatively good health. New stuff: an explanation of The Banana Cult, What I Like About Canterbury, January Stalker, February Stalker, Weird Places To Have Sex At UKC, a story called Tulip The Cow, Shoot The Fish (a song parody) and I Touch My Shelf (another song parody). And Ell's Funeral now has a conclusion. 25 January 2001 Our website finally has graphics! Well, one, on the index page. We've also added En's Identity, Classic! (a quotes page), En's Holiday Job, Ell's Funeral, Christmas Stalker, Why The Weird Sisters Should Take Over America, Unnatural Histories, Our Views On Weirdness and A Tribute To Ghana. 26 December 2000 November Stalker and December Stalker added. 19 December 2000 Modified Christmas Carols and Ell's Heritage added. 16 December 2000 Website uploaded.
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