One day, when Zed was on a train, she observed a little girl spilling her sweets. Her Dad started singing, "It's raining sweets! Hallelujah! It's raining sweets!" Zed was overcome by Mad Hysterical Laughter (tm). Naturally, the parody had to be completed. The original lyrics can be found here.

Hizeeb! We're the weird sisters, y'all - Ah-huh -
And we think the public should be told - You better listen!
Get ready, all you hungry girls
and leave those sandwiches at home. - Alright! -

Appetite's rising - resistance gettin' low
Forget your pasta sauces, the street's the place to go
Cause today for the first time
Just when you need a treat
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining sweets.

It's Raining Sweets! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Sweets! Ah, sweet!
I'm gonna go out get pick & mix
Every Mars Bar, every Twix!
It's Raining Sweets! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Sweets! Sugar Beet!
Milk, dark, fudge & cream
This is every woman's dream!

God bless Mother Nature, she's a chocoholic too
She took off to Thornton's and she did what she had to do
She taught every worker to milk & cocoa blend
So that each and every woman could find her perfect friend
It's Raining Sweets! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Sweets! Ah sweet!
It's Raining Sweets! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Sweets! Ah sweeeeeeet!

I feel grumbling stomach / Moving in, I'm about to get thin
Hear the Starburst / Then tilt back your head
Rip off the roof and you'll be fed

God bless Mother Nature, she's a chocoholic too
She took off to Thornton's and she did what she had to do
She taught every worker to milk & cocoa blend
So that each and every woman could find her perfect friend
It's Raining Sweets! Yeah!

Appetite's rising - resistance gettin' low
Forget your pasta sauces, the street's the place to go
Cause today for the first time
Just when you need a treat
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining sweets.

It's Raining Sweets! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Sweets! Ah, sweet!
It's Raining Sweets! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Sweets!