YAU [pronoun]
Pronunciation Rhymes with "cow".
Meaning You.
Usage "Do yau really wabt another pants example sentence?"
Origin Zed, mid-1999. I now loathe and despise this word.

YE [noun]
Pronunciation Yee
Meaning Generally "The" but also an abbreviation of "Ye Zobbeth", one of my many names.
Usage The privilege is the creator's alone.
Origin Sarah Yoj, 1999.

YEH [exclmation]
Pronunciation Yeh.
Meaning Yes.
Usage If you want to say "Yes" or "Yeah" but conserve breath.
Origin One of the interviews on the Madness album "The Business". Abducted by me in 1999.

YIPPEEYOJ [exclamation]
Pronunciation Yip ee yodge!
Meaning Extreme yoj!
Usage "I won the lottery? Yippeeyoj! Whaddya mean, it was only ten pounds?"
Origin Zed, late 1999.

YLSED
Pronunciation Yul Sed.
Meaning You Learn Something Every Day.
Usage "Does Zed really own a copy of 'The Wrong Chalet School'? I never knew that! Oh well, YLSED."
Origin Zed, 1998. When writing to Meaghan I found myself saying, "You learn something every day" a lot, and found the need to abridgiate it.

YOJ! [exclamation]
Pronunciation Yodge, although if you're American, it sounds better if you pronounce the last letter in a similar fashion to the way you'd say the final 'j' of "Taj Mahal".
Meaning Joy! If it doesn't have an exclamation mark, it can be sarcastic.
Usage "Another example sentence. Yoj."
Origin Flink and Zed, 8 January 1999.

YOU KNOW, SPLERD
Pronunciation Yu No, Splird.
Meaning You know, that thing.
Usage "What's the seventh song on that album called? You know, splerd?"
Origin Zed, 1999.

YOYJ! [exclamation]
Pronunciation Yoydge.
Meaing An archaic form of "yoj".
Usage "O-oh tidings of comfort and yoyj, comfort and yoyj, o-oh ti-i-dings of comfort and yoyj!"
Origin Zed, early 1999.

YURPIN DEED
Pronunciation Yurp Inn Deed
Meaning Yes, indeed.
Usage "This is a bit of a naff example sentence, isn't it?" "Yurpin deed."
Origin Zed and Meaghan, early 1999, when the tempation to misplace the spaces in certain phrases proved toog reat.

YUTE OO [noun]
Pronunciation Yute Oo.
Meaning U2, an Irish band successful throughout the 80s.
Usage "AevilSteve is obsessed with Yute Oo."
Origin Dublin, 1977.

YWA?
Pronunciation Yuh-what, only without the final 't'.
Meaning Excuse me. What did you say there?
Usage "Zed is a good writer." "Ywa?"
Origin Roe, late 1997.