I HEECH MY SPLEEN IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Pronunciation I Heach Mi Spleen In Yor Jen-rul Die Reck Shun.
Meaning Hello.
Usage Best on people who have no knowledge of Zobo Creat at all, who will be most confused.
Origin Zed, early 1997.

I HEECH MY SPLEEN IN ANOTHER DIRECTION
Pronunciation I Heach Mi Spleen In An Uther Die Reck Shun.
Meaning Goodbye.
Usage Usually when you're desperate to get away from Smill.
Origin Zed, early 1997.

INDEEDUM [adverb]
Pronunciation Subject to long debate. In-DEE-dum or Indy Dum.
Meaning Indeed.
Usage "This is a very pants example sentence indeedum."
Origin Zed and Noj, 1997.

INGEENIOUS [adjective]
Pronunciation In-geen-ee-us. (Note: "geen" is pronounced with a well hard 'g', not like "Jean")
Meaning An idea only a geen could come up with.
Usage "Isn't this an ingeenious example sentence?"
Origin Zed, late 1999.

ISOBAR! [exclamation]
Pronunciation Ice Oh Bar.
Meaning As well as an imaginary line connecting geographical points at which the atmospheric pressure is the same, an exclamation, for when you're lifting something heavy.
Usage Distracting yourself and everyone around you from the fact that your hands are about to separate themselves from your arms. Compare ARUBA!
Origin Zed's Dad, while lifting something heavy.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU! AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR! [exclamation]
Pronunciation Over-enthusiastically.
Meaning (None.)
Usage Breaking those awkward silences or to lessen the blow of bad news. For example: "Zed?" "Yars?" "I've got something to put in you! At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar!" "Oh have you now?" "No, in actual fact, I've just accidentally destroyed your life's work." "Oh well. Milky milky."
Origin Electric Six. Introduced to Zobo Creat by Zed and Bryn, June 2003.