DAAN SAATH [phrase]
Pronunciation As written. i.e. as "down south" but with "ow" sounds replaced by semi-Australian "ah" sounds.
Meaning In or to the south of England. Compare OOP NORF.
Usage Laughing at southern fairies.
Origin Zed, 2000.

DADAISM [noun]
Pronunciation Dah Dah Iz Um
Meaning Not a European art and literary movement that began in Zurich in 1916, but a practice or turn of phrase typical of or invented by one's father. Compare MIZMOIC.
Usage "'Bring me my hunting bowl' is a Dadaism."
Origin Zed, July 2000.

DAFT ONES [noun]
Pronunciation Daft Wonze
Meaning Deftones.
Usage Moshing to.
Origin Nisha, 2002. I don't mind them, but the modification is too appealing to resist.

DATICAL [adjective]
Pronunciation Rhymes with fanatical
Meaning By date.
Usage "My ML(OLT) entries are organised in datical order."
Origin Zed, 1997.

DEAF AND STALE [noun]
Pronunciation Def And Stayl.
Meaning Stef and Dale, a somewhat inseparable couple of goths that go to UKC.
Usage Ibid declared they were the comic relief of her second year.
Origin 1982, approximately. The phrase was coined by Zed in October 2001. Its popularity spread far and wide.

DED [adverb]
Pronunciation Ded.
Meaning Dead, as in "very", to distinguish it from "deceased".
Usage "I'm ded gud at spelling, me!"
Origin Zed, 1995. Died out three years later, mind.

DETH [noun]
Pronunciation Deth
Meaning Death
Usage "After reading this devastatingly bad example sentence, you will wabt teh deth."
Origin Twi and Zed, late 1998, writing Bad Goth Poetry.

DISCOMBOBULATED [adjective]
Pronunciation Dis-com-bob-you-late-id.
Meaning According to Sarah Yoj (whose favourite word is "floccinaucinihilipilification" [sp?] which means "estimating something as worthless"), it means to feel your mind is separate from your body.
Usage "I floccinaucinihilipilificate the word 'discombobulated' but I still think it's pretty funchie."
Origin Not sure. Although it's a real word, since it's not in my dictionary or thesaurus, I thought it deserved an honourable inclusion in Zobo Creat.

DOING MY HEAD IN [verb]
Pronunciation Du Ing My Hed In.
Meaning Proving extremely annoying or painful.
Usage Either appropriately - "My hair is doing my head in", fairly inappropriately - "The campus shop is doing my head in" or totally inappropriately - "My legs are doing my head in."
Origin The phrase originated quite some time ago. I don't know it's source, but I've only been saying it since mid 2001.

DON'T BOLLY
Pronunciation Doe-nt Bol Lee
Meaning Don't get in a rage.
Usage "Please don't bolly, even if this is a terrible example sentence."
Origin Zed, 1991. Never used, but it's quite expressive.

D00M [noun]
Pronunciation Doom.
Meaning Doom, but only if you're in a fairly good mood, in spite of it.
Usage "I spent 75% of my lectures for that course designing relevant death methods for my evil friends. When it comes to the exam, I'm d00med."
Origin L33t. However, it entered Zobo Creat in 2003. It should only be written in fonts that don't put a line through the 0; otherwise it looks pants.

DOUBLEPLUS [adverb]
Pronunciation Dub ull plus.
Meaning Very very.
Usage "This example sentence is doubleplus ungood."
Origin George Orwell, 1948. Or 1984.

DUKE ORSE
Pronunciation Juke Orse.
Meaning Due course.
Usage "Oh, the grand old Duke of Orse! He had ten thousand chamele-en! They all slithered up to the top of the hill where they all changed colour again. Cause when they were up they were white! And when they were down they were red. And when they were half way up they were neither red nor white, they were blue instead!"
Origin Zed, mid-1997, while attending Maths summer school and having to spend several hours discussing the mathematics of chameleons. Please don't ask.

DUME [noun]
Pronunciation Doom.
Meaning Doom, but only if you're still in a relatively good mood, despite its overwhelming presence.
Usage "The campus shop didn't have any orange squash! My life is filled with dume'n'glume! Or at least, it would be, if I had one."
Origin Letty Chubb, of the "Teenage Worrier" series, early 1990s. It went into common use in 2002.

DUNEID [adjective]
Pronunciation Dun-eed.
Meaning Done.
Usage "Eet ees duneid."
Origin Probably Flink, but could be Zed, 1999. Used every now and again.