RAKIN'! [exclamation / adjective]
Pronunciation Ray-kin.
Meaning Funchie, yojful or brillig. All of which imply goodness.
Usage "My parents seem to think that doing the garden is rakin'."
Origin Zed, late 1999. Abridgiated from the bopper word "rawkin'".

RAMBLANCE [noun]
Pronunciation Ram-blance
Meaning The abstract noun derived from the verb "to ramble".
Usage "This entry is a load of total ramblance."
Origin Zed, 1999. Still used frequently.

REEPON! [noun]
Pronunciation Reeeeeeeee pon!
Meaning Ripon, a town in Yorkshire.
Usage "In Reepon or one of its neighbouring towns, there is a business called 'Blick Software Systems'."
Origin Noj, 1999, upon visiting the place. He named it after a geen who knows called Reeeeeeeepon, which I won't go into. It could be dangerous.

RIGGET [exclamation]
Pronunciation Rig Gut
Meaning Right.
Usage "Rigget," said Fred. "Let's have another cup of tea."
Origin Zed, 1998.

ROBOT! [exclamation]
Pronunciation Roe bot!
Meaning Oh I am so angstful!
Usage "Why do I have to go to work? Robot!"
Origin Twi, 1999. As in Robert Smith of The Cure. Compare Trent and Morizzeeeee!

ROBOT SMUT [noun]
Pronunciation Roe-bot Smut
Meaning No, not Transformers slash, but Robert Smith, member of the Cure.
Usage "Robot Smut: seen it, done it, got the t-shirt. Well, the last bit anyway, but the other two parts are on My Magic List Of Things To Do, Preferably Before Either Of Us Dies."
Origin Twi and Ven, mid 1999.

RSER-WORTHY [adjective]
Pronunciation Ruz-urr Wur-thee.
Meaning Bad. Literally, worthy of using a rser on. Generally applies to a life or existence.
Usage "The fact that I have enough time on my hands to think of an example sentence is a sure indication of a rser-worthy existence."
Origin Zed, early 1999.

RSERZ! [exclamation]
Pronounciation Ruh zerz!
Meaning Darn! Literally, I want a rser, which is a bopper spelling for razor. (Actually, me and Twi invented it, but you needn't know that, right?)
Usage "Rserz! I've got to come up with another example sentence!"
Origin Twi, April 1999.

R SMITH! [exclamation]
Pronunciation Arr, Smith!
Meaning Oh beep. Is not taking Saint Robert's name in vain, or, indeed, that of the company that supplies sheet music, R Smith.
Usage "I've accidentally deleted all my files! R Smith!"
Origin Zed, late 1999. In frequent use.