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Other Zobo Creatical practices include: 1. Roonerizing spandomly!
2. If someone is into more than one musical style, combine them appropriately. For example, someone into both glam rock and goth is a gloth. Someone into both punk and metal would be a munk (if they also liked Gregorian chant) or a petaller (if they were also a hippie).
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