UGLY FTP [noun]
Pronunciation Ugg Lee Eff Teepee.
Meaning Cute FTP, a computer application.
Usage Transferring files from computer to website.
Origin Yonks ago, probably. However, Flink and Zed invented the term in 1999, because it looks a lot more scary than WS FTP. However, it does have the advantage that it works.

UGOOSE [noun]
Pronunciation Yu Goose
Meaning Uganda.
Usage Restoring one's faith in humanity, since the kids there are actually nice.
Origin Some African tribe, presumably, declaring independence from a larger one. "Ugoose" was created by Zed in April 2000. Goose, gander, yes?

ULTIMATE SOMMAT, THY FLESH SOMMAT THAT RHYMES
Pronunciation Ull-Tim-ut Sum-at, Thy Flesh Sum-at That Rimez.
Meaning None whatsoever.
Usage "Ultimate Splerd, Thy Flesh Concurred." "Ultimate Geenery, Thy Flesh Is The Scenery." When wishing to emphasis a certain quality of sommat.
Origin Zed, 1999, derived from the phrase the phrase "Ultimate Doom, Thy Flesh Consumed".

ULTIMO GEENO MAXIMO [insult]
Pronunciation Ult Tim Oh Geen Oh Max Ih Mo. Naturally, the 'g' of 'geen' is as hard as solving a Cubik's Rube without an instruction manual.
Meaning Total and utter geen.
Usage People who are that geenic aren't useful for anything.
Origin Noj, January 1999.

UNFIT [adjective]
Pronunciation Un Fit.
Meaning No longer good looking; i.e. not "fit" (meaning attractive in Britslang) any more.
Usage Tis a means of bitching about someone without wishing to be too horrible.
Origin Zed, April 2003.

UPDATIONS [noun]
Pronunciation Up Day Shuns
Meaning Updates made to a website.
Usage "I know there haven't been many updations lately, but it's not my fault. Blame the invisible washing machine."
Origin Zed or Flink, 1998.