The Banana Cult The religion to which we all subscribe.

Ideas For Managing Stress We take the mickey out of a list of coping skills.

Weird Places To Have Sex At UKC We're more perverted than we look.

Why The Weird Sisters Should Take Over America En may be a plant, but at least she's not a Bush.

Unnatural Histories Or "Social Anthropology Is Not As Boring As It Sounds".

The Meaning Of Life We haven't a clue what it is either, but read our meanderings on various topics anyway.

How To Scare Your Bank Manager You know they've scared you often enough, now it's time for revenge...

Ever Wondered Why... We ponder the mentality of department store assistants.

Test: Which Weird Sister Are You? Didn't think you were any of us, did you? Oh no . . . we're everyone!

I Wouldn't Believe Your Radio Zed lets her boundless musical snobbery run rampant.