The sexy lingerie is displayed next to the children’s clothing at Bhs in Canterbury.

It’s kinda disturbing, isn’t it? It’s as if to say “These are the clothes that you wear & those are the kind of clothes (or lack of!) that Mummy wore while we were creating you” (horny father might say to his angelic little daughter). - EN

Daughter: Mummy, mummy – try them on. You’d look really pretty in them (pointing to a lacy basque with matching knickers & suspenders)
Horny husband: (to wife) Yes darling, try them on…. - EN & ELL

Possible answer: So that twelve-year-old boys can look at it & get even more pervy than usual. - ELL

I think I’ve just been inspired, let’s write a comedy piece on this family. - EN to ELL


“MUMMY & DADDY LOVE EACH OTHER VERY VERY MUCH”

Child: Mummy, why were you screaming in your bed last night?

Mummy: (looking slightly flustered and embarrassed) Erm….well - sometimes Mummy screams when Daddy, erm, kisses her.

Child: But I don't scream when Daddy kisses me.

Mummy: Well, Daddy kisses me in a special way.

Child: Can Daddy kiss me in a special way too?

Daddy: No sweetheart - it's only for Mummies & Daddies that LOVE EACH OTHER VERY VERY MUCH.