Are You Ever Going To Show? A parody of "Should I Stay Or Should I Go?" by The Clash. Modified Christmas Carols "Silent Night", "O Come All Ye Faithful", "Rudolf The Red Nosed Reindeer" and "O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree" get the Weird Sisters treatment. Modified Nursery Rhymes As does "Sing A Song Of Sixpence". I Touch My Shelf A parody of "I Touch Myself" by The Divinyls. Shoot The Fish! A parody of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor. Tulip The Cow Nobel Prize committee, we've got something we think you should take a look at . . . The Chronicles Of Walter Winterbottom Ell and Zed wrote the incredibly perverted history of a bloke Soppygit fancied. Unfortunately and amazingly, it didn't put her off. It's Raining Sweets A parody of "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls. Golden Decade A play, by Ell The Younger. Thanks for ridding me of those pesky braincells.