One night, Zed desperately wanted B to call her (awwwwww!) and had Should I Stay Or Should I Go? by The Clash stuck in her head. It occurred to her to rewrite it such that it concerned her situation. Before she could get very far, B did indeed call (after which she got very far, but that's another story). However, a couple of days later, she rewrote it anyway, and En provided the Spanish. Explanations to inside jokes can be found by clicking on the stars.


When are you ever going to phone?
Don't want to spend the night alone.
So come round and make me moan
Or tomorrow I will groan
So you got to let me know
Are you ever going to show?

It's always food food food*
    Es comida, es comida
And En does not think you're a dude*
    Estás tan tonto para ella
Every day you're dressed in black*
    Siempre tanto negro
And if you want me on my back
    Si quieres joderme más, chico
Then come on and let me know
    Me tienes que decir
Are you ever going to show?
    Donde estás escondiendo?

Are you ever going to show now?
Are you ever going to show now?
If you don't there will be trouble
An' if you do you will have stubble
So come on and let me know

So are you coming round to stay?
    Siempre me molestas tanto
If you don't want me, keep away
    Si no me quieres, dejame
But would you let me know today
    Digame, lo frustrame
Or I'll tell everyone that you're gay*
    Sé que amas hombres más
Come on and let me know
    Me tienes que decir
If I will get a chance to blow.
    Me gusta chupar tus pelotas.

Are you ever going to show now?
    Estás tarde, tan tan tarde
Are you ever going to show now?
    Estás tarde, tan tan tarde
If you don't there will be trouble
    Más problemas para tí
And if you do you will have stubble
    Porque me jodes, chico, hoy
So you gotta let me know
    Me tienes que decir
Are you ever going to show?
    Donde estás escondiendo?

Are you ever going to show now?
    Estás tarde, tan tan tarde
If you don't there will be trouble
    Más problemas para tí
And if you do you will have stubble
    Porque me jodes, chico, hoy
So you gotta let me know
    Me tienes que decir
Are you ever going to show?
    Donde estás escondiendo?