Introducing Meet Ell, En and Zed (aka Ibid, Soppygit and Pelican). Catchphrases Words we can't stop saying, and everything. Classic! Move over Shakespeare, we're more quotable than thou! The True Identity Of En She looks sweet and innocent, but conceals a dark and dangerous past. Ell's Heritage You didn't think we were *human*, did you? Oh no... Zed's Laziness Since Ell wrote about her heritage and En about her job, Zed decided to write about her laziness. Unfortunately, she couldn't be bothered. En's Holiday Job Even wondered what it's like to work in a garden centre? Wonder no more! Ell's Funeral Princess Diana's will pale to nothing in comparison. You're writing about your funerals? That's creepy! I'm out of here!