we're yr typical teenybopperz
weve got rings + clubs + cliques
we never change our content
but our layouts dont last weeks
we dont leave our computers
we have no lives outside the net
it takes 2 minutes to read our pages
+ 2 seconds to forget.

we write in size 1 text
and people get stuck in our frames
and we criticize domainz
if they dont have 'z's in their names
we all say we worship hanson
bcos hanson r da best!
then we scan in all our scars
as it's so KEWL to be depressed!

we dont use punctuation
+ we dont no how 2 spel
and if anyone should bash us
then its "fuck you go to hell"
but our only interests bashing
on our brilliant ubbs
+ we suck up to domain owners
asking "will u host me? pleez?"