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Don't Quote Me On That Characteristics Of The Characters Aaron Aaron: My primary school consisted of acorns. Aaron: The whole school used to organise tournaments around it which I would eventually call biased to the extremes after losing due to blowing myself up. Ang Ang: I call turn signals 'clinky-clinkys' and cows and horses are interchangeable nouns to me. Ang: What's wrong with a weed wacker? It's a perfectly innocent gardening tool that can be used to maim people. Chris Chris: I find that I can sit for 8 hours a day, 5 days in a row, to watch a test match. I also find that I can sit 8 hours a day, 5 days in a row anyway. Chris: When we were ice skating a while back, this lad was going slowly backwards over the ice. He was just about to slowly bump into me (wouldn't have knocked me over) I put out a hand to stop him. He apologised several times and then one of his mates came over to make sure he had apologised!
Chris: I now have another hotmail account
Chris: I had to get up at 11:30!!! Smithers rang! He woke me up yesterday too! At 12:00!!!
Zed: He's not exactly sympathetic to my needs, which usually aren't being on the receiving end of a flying grand piano. Flink Flink: I am more than a bit disturbed that people of this country rated losing the rugby to France on a "Worst Disasters of the 20th Century" list equal to the Holocaust and the World Wars. Zed: Flink and her friend Stacey are intending to take over the world within the next fortnight and turn it into a coal mining wonderworld so all cannot be entirely bad. Mr G Mr G (watching a spring oscillate): That's a sexy movement. Father L Father L (trying to explain probability): Success, in Mathematics, is not always desirable. Roe Roe: I'm a spiritual sikh prison guard. Roe: A Belgian? Can I kill him? Roe: It hurts when you burn your hand. And everyone thought Sarah Yoj was such a sweet little girl . . . Sarah Yoj: I beat my mum up this morning. Sarah Yoj: Did I say I wouldn't drink your blood? Sarah Yoj: What is it with boys and them not geting dressed? Smill Zed: She's not bad at driving, really. She just doesn't seem to believe in traffic lights. Smill: Going up stairs is really difficult because the gravity changes. Paul: Everyone has more friends than her. Including the mannequin Mrs A's been carrying around. Smill: My English has gone out the creek. Smill: I have two-pillow phobia.
Helen Wo: We have to say something nice about her.
Zed: Will you sign a cheque?
Zed: She's ok, except when she's talking.
Zed: Is there anywhere in particular you'd like to go for a meal?
Will Will (trying to pantsify "piss off"): Pants off! Will (to Zed, on bus): Are you going to get off with Anna? Zed Zed: "Man Utd In Europe" is fairly funchie: I once spent a game trying to get all my players sent off and still won 90-0. Zed: I made a very realistic slurping noise as I tried to feed some artwork into the tape recorder.
Zed: Do you know where you can get a normal counter, with numbers that appear on your site? Cause my LE one is totally broken.
Zed: I'm not sure if I'm indecisive or not. Zed: If I'm wrong, I'll kill you. Zed: Rigget. M'orff to do something incredibly boring.
Zed's Dad: You're blind to real music!
Zed's Uncle Zed's Uncle: What if you were an earl and then made an OBE? You'd be an earlobe! The Conversations You wouldn't believe that Chris and Zed actually like each other…
Chris: hello
Chris: hello
Chris: He always annoys us by talking to us constantly and never having anything worth saying.
Chris: howdy.
Zed: Shall I invite The Big Geen to join us?
Zed: Can we invite BigBastard?
Chris: Where is the Z?
SarahYoj: It's good that Christopher didn't scare you off.
Sarah Yoj: Okay, I just sent out my journal entry, which means that I better go.
* Chris has been added to the conversation.
Chris: yikes!
Zed: Bwahaha! You're stuck with me for a whole forty minutes now!
Zed: Well, speak of the devil. Shall we invite him?
Sarah Yoj: Kay, so I shall leave now.
Zed: Hello! Just the person I was hoping to meet online!
Chris: Right thats me done there for today. I've spent ages there... I've done lads.
Chris: evening
Chris: hello
Flink Is Easily Shocked
Chris: Sorry!! Just been talking to Michelle (his girlfriend).
Helen Back
Helen: And on the other hand-
Insulting Roe Is Too Much Fun
Sarah Yoj has been added to the conversation.
Swannic weirdness
Zed: Someone must stay.
(We Are All) Lunatix Online Chris: kEWL!!! I killed fuzzy bunny! Zed: Yay! I've earned a postage stamp! Chris: I killed someone and had a rather uneventful game of pool.
Chris: How are you?
Zed: Wahey, I can afford a toilet brush! Zed: I want to try lesbian sex first. Zed: I only tried to kill you because Ven asked me to. Chris: I just picked someone at random who looked killable. Zed: I'll try going to sleep and waking up again. Zed: You can't kill me in my sleep, cause I'm awake! Chris: Do you reckon I could afford the repayments on a toilet brush? Chris: I love the way you go up a level by thrashing the tea lady. Chris: Bugger. Just died. Chris: I'll have to wait til later to find out if I got laid by Shelly. Typographical Fun Sarah Yoj: Yeah, he is a bit of an exam or something on Thursday or Friday. Chris: Ruth wanted to be a librarian but she might have changed her name.
Chris: have you seen http://members.tripod.com/photo.htm ?
Zed: Getting Microsoft Word, much as I hate to admit it, has helped.
You WHAT? Zed: We'll play this tomorrow, after I've lost my legs.
Chris: (I'm in Cumbria, about 20 miles from Z)
Zed: Hang on a sec. I'm just going to take a photo of my toy monkey wearing my underwear, for Flink's benefit.
Chris: Which degree did AevilSteve do first?
Zed: I've stolen your Mini, btw. Zed: You've got hamster wives-in-law. Zed's Mother: Why is that upstairs I can smell barbecued snake? Zed: I don't know what half my wives' surnames are!
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