how kewl am i???
("How Soon Is Now?" by Teh Smiffs rewritten.)


How Soon Is Now?


I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing, nothing in particular.

You shut your mouth
How can you say?
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing, nothing in particular.

You shut your mouth
How can you say?
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does

There's a club, if you'd like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you
So you go and you stand on your own
And you leave on your own
And you go home and you cry
And you want to die.

When you say it's gonna happen "now"
Well when exactly do you mean?
See I've already wasted too long
And all my hope is gone.

how kewl am i???


i am spayshul!!!!
i live at amyslair!!!!!!!
+ im a shiny sparkly glittery princess!!!
[{i am an enchantress}]
(*im no one, no one in particular.*)

you kiss mai @ss!!!
youre site is gay!!!
i redesign mine every day!!!
i am stoopid and worship Courteney Love!!!
~just like everybody else does~

i like hanson!!!
and britney spears!!!!
+ im an inosent anjelique scrumptious starchild!!!
[{+ a beautiful // whore}]
(*I'm no one, no one in particular.*)

go fuk yrself!!
ill have my say!!
even though ive no opionions anyway!!!!!
i am fiesty and i need to be hosted!!!
~just like everybody else does~

theres a clique if youd like to join!!!
u wont get in if we dont like you!!!!!
so u go + start one of yr own
and u angest + u moan
and u make a homepage u weep blud
and u wabt teh deth!!!

when u say frames are keweliezz now
well, for how long do u mean???????
see ive had this layout for too long!!!!
and snuggles [dot] net has gone!!!!!!!!!!!


That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
(Oh yes it is!)