The Original: I Just Can't Get Enough
by Depeche Mode

When I'm with you baby, I go out of my head
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
All the things you do to me and everything you said
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough

We slip and slide as we fall in love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ahhh

We walk together, we're walking down the street
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
Every time I think of you I know we have to meet
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough

It's getting hotter, it's our burning love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ahhh

And when it rains, you're shining down for me
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
Just like a rainbow you know you set me free
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough

You're like an angel and you give me your love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ahhh


The Parody: I Just Can't Get It Up
By Zed

When I'm with you baby, you give me lots of head,
But I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up.
All the things you do to me when we're lying in bed,
But I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up.

It slips and slides and then falls out, fuck!
As I just can't seem to get it up, argh!

We sleep together, and it sleeps the whole night through.
No, I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up.
I feel so excited each time I think of you,
But I just can't get it up, I just can't it up.

It's getting harder, oh no it's not, fuck!
As I just can't seem to get it up, argh!

And oh so often, you're going down on me,
But I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up.
I can't afford Viagra; how I wish it was free,
As I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up.

You are an angel who I so want to fuck,
But I just can't seem to get up, argh!


(Note, for Bryn's benefit: According to The Viagra Website this parody deals with a problem that about thirty million men in the USA alone suffer to some extent. However, it was written with no intimate knowledge of such situations.)

"Fuck" And "Up" May Go Together Well, But They Seriously Don't Rhyme, Zed.