The Original: I Just Can't Get Enough
by Depeche Mode
When I'm with you baby, I go out of my head
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
All the things you do to me and everything you said
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
We slip and slide as we fall in love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ahhh
We walk together, we're walking down the street
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
Every time I think of you I know we have to meet
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
It's getting hotter, it's our burning love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ahhh
And when it rains, you're shining down for me
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
Just like a rainbow you know you set me free
And I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
You're like an angel and you give me your love
And I just can't seem to get enough, ahhh
The Parody: I Just Can't Get It Up
By Zed
When I'm with you baby, you give me lots of head,
But I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up.
All the things you do to me when we're lying in bed,
But I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up.
It slips and slides and then falls out, fuck!
As I just can't seem to get it up, argh!
We sleep together, and it sleeps the whole night through.
No, I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up.
I feel so excited each time I think of you,
But I just can't get it up, I just can't it up.
It's getting harder, oh no it's not, fuck!
As I just can't seem to get it up, argh!
And oh so often, you're going down on me,
But I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up.
I can't afford Viagra; how I wish it was free,
As I just can't get it up, I just can't get it up.
You are an angel who I so want to fuck,
But I just can't seem to get up, argh!
(Note, for Bryn's benefit: According to The Viagra Website this parody deals with a problem that about thirty million men in the USA alone suffer to some extent. However, it was written with no intimate knowledge of such situations.)