Chapter 1: The First Bam

One day Gums and Mr Bam (that was his headmaster) were talking about nothing. Suddenly Gums decided to switch the television on. Unfortunately it blew up and went Bam.

Chapter 2: The Second Bam

One day Fang was talking to Mrs Bam, that was the secratery [sic] in the school. They were talking about everything. Just then Fang decided to start to sing. His singing was so bad that he broke all the windows. They went Bam.

Chapter 3: The Third Bam

One day Howler was taking to Master Bam. Master Bam was playing on his computer. He was playing a really stupid game and it was so stupid that Master Bam ate Howler. Howler tasted so disgusting that Master Bam was sick and he went Bam!

Chapter 4: The Fourth Bam

One day Grizzler was talking to Miss Bam. She was playing with her dollyss Grizzler started to try to talk to her, but she wouldn't listen. She just kept on playing with her dollys. Grizzler got so mad that he pulled all the hair off the dollys and they went Bam!

Chapter 5: The Fifth Bam

One day Growler was not talking to Baby Bam. He was growling at him because he had taken all his eyeballs out and eaten them. Baby Bam said that they tasted yummy so Growler got some dinomite and put it in Baby Bam's high chair. He sat on it and went Bammmmmm!!!!!!!!

Chapter 6: The Sixth Bam

One day Zoe was talking to grandma Bam. Grandma Bam was a famous wrestling chamion so when they were in the middle of talking grandma Bam through [sic] Zoe right up to the moon she sizzed up and went bam!

Chapter 7: The Seventh Bam

One day Katrina was talking to 'it' Grandad Bam. They were in the middle of the swimming pool. Suddenly grandad Bam picked up Katrina and swung her round and round by her toes. Suddenly grandad Bam let go and Katrina went flying and made a hole in te wall. Of course, just as you were expecting, she went Bammmm!!

Chapter 8: The Eighth Bam

One day Johole Warnes was talking to Auntie Bam. They were up a tree in Johole's tree house. Auntie Bam was playing on Johole's computer and Johole did not like that to happen. So Johole got really mad and threw his Auntie out of the window. Her head popped off and she went Bammmmm!!!

Chapter 9: The Ninth Bam

One day Zander was talking to Uncle Bam. They were both on Zander's motorbike. They went so fast that they went back in time and went Bam!

Chapter 10: The Tenth Bam

One day Douglas was talking to Cousin Bam. They were on top of a moving car. It was going really really fast so Douglas fell off and went Bam.

Please note. Do not try and get rid of your own relations like this and make sure that you don't go Bam either. I am sorry, but our English is not very good. We will have to say goodbye now because we are going Bammmmm!!

The End.

[We photocopied this story several times, in order to give all the workers at Omega Music their own copy. Unfortunately, when Mum found out what we were doing, she got so angry that she went Bam!]