this is a sonnet in case you didnt know!!!!!!!!! it is not really about my dog cos i dont have one but i was being deep you idiots!!!!!!!

i dont have a dog!!!!!!
but i wish i did!!!!!!!
i dont have a razor!!!!!!!
but i wish i did!!!!!!!
i dont have a hanson cd!!!!!!!
but i wish i did!!!!!!!
i dont have a boyfriend!!!!!!!
but i wish i did!!!!!!!

if i did........
id kill my dog with the razor and make my boyfriend listen to the hanson cd!!!!!!!
because i hate dogs!!!!!!
and i hate boyfriends!!!!!!!
and i hate hanson!!!!!!!!
but i love razors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!