i have got a boyfriend!
hes really fucking fine!
but every time im with him
i just wish i was online!

his wits sharp as a rser!
hes the best a girl can get!
but he takes up all my time
when i could be on the net!

hes made a promise to me
that his love will never fail!
but i wish he would leave me alone
so i could check my mail!

when im lying in his arms
im boiling up with rage!
cause i want to watch as new entries
appear on my friends page!

i know that a few years ago
i just wanted a guy!
but now that i have got one
i think im going to die!